Yay!

See- it wasn't all for naught. He learned! He's still kind of an idiot, but he apologized (sort of).

okay. you are right. i can accept that criticism. i don't think you
are fat, and now that i see that you can construct syntactically
interesting sentences and proffer insightful observations, i suspect you are
actually quite bright. you also have a nice ass and a strange, offbeat sexual
presence, even if it's only a virtual one.

i do maintain, though, that denver is a small, solipsistic and lame
city.
after chicago, new york, and philly, i can't understand getting excited
about this place. boasting about your presence in the denver scene is
slightly bizarre to me, but that's not my concern.

sorry again and best of luck. i will take your criticisms to heart.

My work here is done (for now).