!!!!!!My name isn't meatlog for nothin!!!!!!

This is "Meat Log" he would like a : girl with a tight body. She's gotta be fine. I need a girl who won't care if she wakes up in the morning and cooks me and my boys a big ass breakfast (and cleans the dishes afterwards). Then she would like to give me a back rub and clean my apartment. She must like to get dirty.

His hair is "indesribable" and for ethnicity he proudly says, "Im White". Though it's hard to tell under all that tan...

Oh- and who are his 'boys'? He doesn't have children or pets..so are they his big guns or his balls?