pet dating

"Date me. Date my pet."

Um. Sorry. I'm not into those kind of freaky three way relationships.

There's a picture on the first page of Datemypet.com showing a guy with a dolphin. I'm not going to click on him, because I'm sure his profile is way funnier in my head than it could ever possibly really be.

The options for matching include 'pet dating'. I know it's just a cute term for finding pets for your lonely pooch to hang out with, but it just sounds wierd.